To the editors:

Regarding this so-called “battle of the bands” that has been raging in your letters column for the last month or more [March 30, April 20 and 27, and May 11].

I am not now in a band, nor have I ever been, but if I were, it would be the hardest hitting live rockabilly band in this town! Unless, of course, it were the coolest techno-synth-pop combo that ever played a club date.

I hope this clears up any confusion you may have had in this matter.

R.M. “Dutch” Schultz

W. Chicago