Whine and Cheez
The following occurred at “Mr. Beef” on Orleans….
Mr. Beef Guy: Whadya want?
My Friend Pat: I’ll take a hotdog and fries.
MBG: You want a coke with that?
MFP: No, thanks. Can I just get a water?
MBG: Water? (PAUSES, LOOKS AROUND IN THAT TOUGH-ROBERT-DENIRO SORT OF WAY) You want WATER?! Go down to the f______ lake!