He’s five-nine, with white hair and blue eyes. He’s 52 years old and plays a lot of golf, that is when he’s not playing his classical guitar or violin. Loves to smoke Cubans and drink wine. Lives in the suburbs with his wife and two kids, a son and a daughter. He’s a wannabe adulterer and hates to cook, prefers microwave food.

–Carla and Sheila Patterson, sisters in their late teens, on the Orange line at Washington and Wells

Art accompanying story in printed newspaper (not available in this archive): illustration/David Heatley.