Is it too early for a Bloody Mary? I know it’s not autumn but this legend is about a fall and regardless of the season, dating can be scary.
Category: Matches blog
Depreciating Value and Losing Interest Fast
Relationship gone bad story: I met him in college. He was handsome and witty and intelligent in that “so pretentious it’s oddly charming” kind of way. He left love letters on my doorstep, dedicated songs to me on his radio show, and brought me soup when I was sick. He swept me off my feet […]
A Voice Like The Last Day of Catholic School
Breaking out of your self made prison is way easier than breaking out of a federal one, even if you have tiger blood
The Island of Misfit Dates
Sticking to my resolution this year, reminded again where yellow snow comes from, and the most obvious thing not to do in front of your date.
If I’d Known What You Were Up To, I Would’ve Shot You Down
I know you are but what am I? Stupid love! Love’s stupid.
‘Cause I Was Staring At Her Mouth Instead
Maybe I am caught up in the Holiday Season but I am now in phase of looking back over the year in terms of relationships. I came across a lot of damaged items over the past year and yeah, as I own too many sweaters so I really have no room in my closet for […]
Canned Hearts
I caught Oprah this morning, yeah, I know, but Price Is Right wasn’t on yet and the remote was somewhere not in the general vicinity of the stove and I was busy with breakfast. Plus I had music playing really loud, the computer on, and was also trying to answer some messages on my phone […]
Simply Pathetic If I Call You Anymore
Investigation reveals people realistically devolving while technologically evolving, the safest sex ever, and proves you can still learn a lot riding the bus.
Find Out Which Restaurant Your Mom and Dad Are Going To And Go Some Place Else
First dates are pretty easy. Contact was made, ways of correspondence exchanged, communication is then made after the initial meeting and a date is set to reconnect again. Both parties are on their best behavior; this is the “real” first impression so from this point, this first date, the relationship could go any which way. […]
Self-Perpetuated, Cute But Overrated
You know I was married once? Yeah, we had a substitute teacher one day and so that meant free period for my third grade class and everyone got married. It didn’t last though. We were divorced right after recess because I wanted to play basketball instead of walk around with my wife. It’s alright, I […]
But You Were So Sloppy Now Your Slip Is Showing
I found a shoebox the other day full of old letters, pictures, a cell phone, ticket stubs, and other assorted dated (emphasis on date) items that I had accumulated over the years. It was like I had this time capsule under my bed, a Chuck Taylor shoebox full of sentimental value that came from a […]
A Second Rate Imitation, Watered Down Simulation
Back and forth and then back and then forth again. Circles kinda make me dizzy and I can’t think clearly when I’m dizzy.
Got A Voice Like The Last Day of Catholic School
I think I am going to change the regular formula on this entry. There will be no story at the end because I did hear one of the best break-up stories on Friday night so what I will do instead is add that to the regular entry and then plea for people to submit good […]
Yeah, She Used To Be Pretty
First impressions are always the best. Whatever you comprehend is ultimately a reflection of the type of person you are. You first meet someone and yeah, they look good or yeah, they look bad. Either way you know exactly where or how far it will go with the person. You see one that looks good, […]