You know I was married once? Yeah, we had a substitute teacher one day and so that meant free period for my third grade class and everyone got married. It didn’t last though. We were divorced right after recess because I wanted to play basketball instead of walk around with my wife. It’s alright, I was over her by the time I caught the bus that afternoon. To be fair, I really jumped into that marriage not thinking. The girl who I married I didn’t really know, in fact the only time we ever really talked was when she gave me her chocolate milk 4 months earlier. They were out of skim milk and only had chocolate, she was in front of me in line, she got a chocolate milk and then turned around and said “here” so why would I think the marriage wouldn’t last? Anyway, so here I a once divorced man with a blog about dating in Chicago while wondering what my ex-wife is up to.