Dan goes intergenerational on May-December romances, potentially dirty old men, and teen dating
My feeble experiment with online dating thus far
Worst dates: “I have no job and just got out of jail. You really think I’m marriage material?”
Worst dates: “It kind of all makes sense that she would blow me while I played Call of Duty”
Long lost love: “I remember thinking that he looked like a north African Elvis Presley, but in a good way”
Worst dates: “He came to our date with a leisure suit, and some odd-looking hat.”
Help! I’m turned on by homophobic degradation porn
I haven’t been doing matchmaking for a couple years now. I started in 1986. Initially, I was excited and hopeful, and then after a while I got burned out. I just got tired of being nice. Women would come in and say, “Oh, I’m so attractive, I spend so much time on myself, I’m so […]
Plus: Sexual compromises and the House’s attack on Planned Parenthood
Chili peppers are trying to take over the world! I can think of worse dinner conversation.
“I knew she was the one when I learned we both hated seafood.”
Gallows humor in the bookstore, Iraq, and other good addresses.