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The Conquest of Uncool

Sarah Palin skipped liberal enclaves like “cities” and headed for friendlier climes like Grand Rapids and Noblesville, Indiana (“unless your conversation is regularly peppered with ‘holler’ and ‘shucks,’ each used as both a noun and a verb, the only reason you’d ever go to Noblesville is that you were arrested in one of the few […]

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At Least He Hasn’t Cheated On His Wife

If elected, current Jim Ryan will prevent future Jim Ryans from being past Jim Ryans. And this time, he’s sorry, too. Well, sorta: “In the Cruz-Hernandez cases, prosecutors, detectives and police officers acted in good faith and still came up with the wrong result.” [Except for, you know, the ones that quit. They were right.] […]