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Tag: love
How fast would you drive to get it on?
A Naperville man was stopped for driving 111 mph in a 45; he told police he was hurrying toward a date
Now playing: Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
A personal essay about chaperoning a field trip to 2007’s Alvin and the Chipmunks
Gary Bloze, owner, Illinois Pet Cemetery
This week’s Chicagoan: Gary Bloze, owner, Illinois Pet Cemetery
Big Reveal
Savage Love: How Do I Tell My Girlfriend About My Pantyhose Fetish? Also: Do chicks dig bisexual guys?
If I’d Known What You Were Up To, I Would’ve Shot You Down
I know you are but what am I? Stupid love! Love’s stupid.
Before You Brainwash My Mind
Creatures preying on the human race and they walk among us.
Midweek Shopping Events
Local and fair-trade holiday shopping opportunities Tuesday and Wednesday.
Lollapalooza: P.L.U.R. on the Side Stage
It was telling that I didn’t see any neo-hipster hippies in the audience at Ben Harper’s set, which I had to wade through a couple of times due to a miscommunication with some friends I was trying to meet. There weren’t even as many as I’d expected watching Animal Collective, who are shaping up to […]
Alan Klasky Never Loved Me
Alan Klasky Never Loved Me Some slick performers throw a lot of glitz and technique at you and hope you won’t notice the lack of content. I prefer more rough-hewn artists, like Karen Finley, with something to say and just enough technique to say it. Even better are attitude-free performers with real stories to tell, […]