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A trippy trip back in time
Death by Toys specializes in repurposed action figures, 80s nostalgia, and a bestselling empty box you have to see to believe.
This week’s Chicagoan: Frank Suerth, Santa Claus
Frank Suerth has done every type of Santa job possible.
Dr. Cuckenstein created a monster
Dan on cuckold fantasies, mind control porn, and a cheating piece of shit.
Can I get laid with a micropenis and no testes?
Also: I think my homophobic roommate is gay
Mattel dodges Trib-inspired toy-testing laws
You may recall that in 2007, the Chicago Tribune conducted an intensive investigation into lead-tainted toys, testing over 800 products and snaring Walgreens, Ty Girlz, and Baby Einstein products. Their “Kids At Risk” series also encompassed magnets, cribs, car seats, bassinets, and food. Their watchdogging got a lot of attention, and in the wake of […]
Linkin’ & Lookin’
Too cute microbes, Barbie gets real, lawyers seek Christian clients.