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Screen Test Number Two

Screen Test Number Two The camera never moves as it frames the face of a man playing a woman auditioning for the part of Esmeralda in a movie an offscreen speaker describes as a remake of The Hunchback of Notre Dame. The speaker, who’s directing what’s both a screen test and a parody of a […]

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Rhinoceros Theater Festival

Rhinoceros Theater Festival This annual showcase of experimental theater, performance, and music takes its name from surrealist painter Salvador Dali’s use of the term “rhinocerontic” (it means real big). Traditionally dedicated to presenting new, sometimes innovative work by Chicago performing-arts groups, the fest this year also features artists from Germany’s Freiwild Festival. The Rhinoceros Theater […]

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Carol Sloane

CAROL SLOANE When Carol Sloane sings, she connects inspiration and respiration: it’s as if she were exhaling music. As effortlessly as she draws breath, Sloane imbues a tune with a lifetime of nuance, relying on flawless intonation to sell both the original melody and her gentle but welcome departures from it. Her voice has not […]

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Savage Love

Hey, Faggot: I’m writing in response to your column about “gerbiling.” You stated that you don’t have to be a gay man to do it, and it’s impossible anyway. Your first point, that you don’t have to be gay, is absolutely correct: anybody with a butthole can theoretically do it, not just gay men. You […]

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Sucker, at Second City, Donny’s Skybox Studio. Constructed as a series of overlapping vignettes, Pat McKenna’s giddy, absurd one-man comedy Sucker intertwines the lives of a dozen characters passing their last days on earth, threatened by a gigantic black hole. But rather than feeding our premillennial anxieties with ghastly visions of havoc-wreaking asteroids, volcanoes, and […]

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Jackie & Jenn’s Whirlwind Crimestopping Spree

JACKIE & JENN’S WHIRLWIND CRIMESTOPPING SPREE, at Live Bait Theater. Jackie Volk and Jennifer Biddle, two writer-performers, have paired up to perform six monologues about criminal activity and moral sneakiness, addressing such subjects as child molestation, arson, street violence, and family quarrels. Director Jay Paul Skelton does a workmanlike job of blending their strikingly different […]

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Police Scanner

Monday, August 31, 10:40 PM 822: You can 19-Paul this whole episode. Thanks to all the 30-sector cars, 20-sector cars, the supervising car– Unidentified caller number one: Thank the academy and my producer and– unidentified caller number two: Anheuser-Busch! Dispatcher: Thanks for all the help over there for 822, ten-four. Friday, September 4, 2:50 PM […]